Funny Sayings

Trouble is:1. When the person interviewing you at your new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic. Forget the job!2 .When you tell your friend "your mama!" and turn around...

If The children of Israel were Nigerians! While crossing d red sea, they would've wasted the whole day in the middle of the sea taking 'pictures' and uploading on Facebook and...

Below are the Questions Google cannot answer...Who is the first wheelbarrow pusher?Who was the first indigenous woman to fry Akara and Yam?What is the full name of the first...

"Nigeria was never on top of the map when God said, 'Let there be light'." Albert Einstein (1938)"Drinking 'garri' doesn't mean you're poor, but allowing it to swell before...

My dear GhanaiansIts church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not 'pastar'. Doctor, not 'Dactar'.My fellow NigeriansIts bath, not 'baff'. Our currency is called Naira, not 'narrah'.My dear...

Nigerian Girls are like...Boyfriend spends N100,000 on them, "Aww! He's so romantic."Their brother spends N100,000 on Girlfriend, "Ahh! You've been Jazzed!"

Someone calls you at 2am and asks, "Are you sleeping?"Response: "No! I'm picking beans."When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask, "Are you going out in this...

To all the single people on Valentine's Day, don't be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift

I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like, "OH MY GOD! Mum did you read this?!"

Dear MasWe the National Association of Husbands And Boyfriends (NAHAB), wish to announce our annual three days strike which commences on 14th of February and ends on 16th of...