Funny Sayings

I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like, "OH MY GOD! Mum did you read this?!"

University of Smart Men and Women. Faculty of Relationship Matters.End of semester exams.Course title: General Love.Duration: 1hour 30 minutesAnswer Question 1 and any other 2...

Dear MasWe the National Association of Husbands And Boyfriends (NAHAB), wish to announce our annual three days strike which commences on 14th of February and ends on 16th of...

When a military man dies, we will shoot all night. When a christian dies, we will pray all night. What if a prostitute dies what will happen all night?

Akpos in an exam hall, writing a science examination... QUESTION 1: Why do we have to purify water directly fetched from the river ANSWER: Because the fishes have no manners;...

Stop editing your pictures! What If you get missing? How do you expect us to find you when you look like Beyonce on BBM, Kim Kadarshin on Facebook and Taribo West's or Taye Taiwo'...

Do you recognise the following habits below?...When making a call, your finger is always on the end button, ready to cut the call.You always check the airtime balance after each...

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY DAUGHTER.FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HANDWRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERSI _______________ hereby apply to marry your daughter Miss____________. I am _____...

There was a boy whose name contained 7 letters (Chinedu).He spent 7 years in Secondary School because he repeated twice in 1977. He sat for his S.S.C.E. for which he entered 7...

The following are blunders Africans say everyday...Thank God for a brown new day!My God is upsome! Why are people so weekend?Not all that glitters are goats! Majority carries the...

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