All Jokes
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator!" he...
I went to Genesis workshop through Exodus road. On the way, I saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people at Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at the beautiful gate for...
A man was lost in a city and needed direction to a popular guest house. So he approached an old man and the following conversation ensued:YOUNG MAN: Good afternoon sir. Please,...
Akpos and his Girlfriend were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cold night. Akpos grabbed the girl's hands, drew her closer to himself, kissed her and said, "Baby, you...
TEACHER: Kids, what does the chicken give you?STUDENT: "Meat!"TEACHER: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?STUDENT: Bacon!TEACHER: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?...
TEACHER: Timmy, get up and answer my questions!TIMMY: Ok sir.TEACHER: What's 2 by 2?TIMMY: 4 sir.TEACHER: What's 3 by 3?TIMMY: 9 sir.TEACHER: Good! What's 4 by 4?TIMMY: A Jeep sir.
A man runs into a bar and asks the bartender, "Give me ten shots of your best whiskey." The bartender sets up the ten glasses. The man starts drinking them as quickly as the...
Wife on her deathbed called her husband, and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in...
Mothers are like: Age 13: Stay away from boys, they are dangerous. Age 18: I know you have a boyfriend but don't let me catch him wit you. Age 23: I've not seen your boyfriend o....
TEACHER: Who can name one element in the periodic table?AKPOS: Menstruation.