All Jokes
BABE: Hey cute guy.GUY: Hey babe.BABE: Honey, send me some airtime, it's raining here... I can't go out into the rain to get it.GUY: *606#, *665#, *458#, *327#BABE: What's this...
A man was caught at the scene where oil pipeline was vandalised. When under interrogation, the security agency asked him:SECURITY: What prompted the vandalising of oil pipeline?...
Do you want to surprise your Girlfriend this valentine? Follow these 4 steps below...1. Ask What She Wants. 2. Buy Online (Jumia or Konga)3. Enter Her Address4. Select "Cash On...
On their wedding night, Kwame's new young bride approached him and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, Kwame readily agreed.This...
TEACHER: What did you write in your story?AKPOS: At the beginning, I wrote a man was riding a horse and at the end I wrote he reached his destination.TEACHER: You idiot, what did...
After getting drunk, a man was staggering home one night, coming back from the beer parlour.As he staggered, he fell into a gutter.He felt the coldness of the gutter's water and...
I was employed as an English teacher in a junior secondary school. I gave the students in Jss 1 class homework saying, "Write a story that ends with, ''And so, he got angry''." I...
GIRL: Sweetie, I want you to treat me the same way South Africa treated the Late Nelson Mandela.BOY: Very good Idea, lets start with 27 years in Prison.
Two days to Valentines Day, Akpos and his girlfriend broke up. This is what happened:GIRLFRIEND: Hey dear, Saturday is Valentines Day.AKPOS: But there is an election on Saturday?...
AKPOS: I'm dreaming to be rich... Just like my father.MUSA: Is ur father rich?AKPOS: No, he's dreaming too.