All Jokes

First year UNILAG medical students were attending their very first anatomy class. They all gathered around the table which had a real dead body on it. The Professor, Mr. Akpos,...

An Imam shocked his community when he announced that he was resigning from that particular Masjid and moving to a drier climate. After the session, a very distraught lady came to...

A man just got back to the country from London and was looking for a girl to get down tonight with. His friend introduced a girl to him and they both planned to meet each other...

A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell...

During a Navy training for three months in the open sea, a Naval officer who was new to the troop, interrogated a junior officer on the lifestyle of the ship crew:SENIOR OFFICER:...

Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burnt. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the...

An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson, Akpos coming. Akpos had not gone to school for two days. This is what transpired between the grandfather and Akpos:GRANDFATHER:...

A six year old boy was visiting a fishing shop and the following dialogue ensued:KID: Sir do you have sardine packages? I feel hungry and wanna buy some.SELLER: Sorry ehn! This is...

There was a poor man with many kids. He always did his best to get them food. Unfortunately, this man had only 50 Naira with him which on one particular day, he used in purchasing...

In a mental hospital, a mad man chases the senior doctor with a knife. The doctor runs for dear life until he gets to a dead end. The mad man stops and says, "Take the knife, it's...