All Jokes

Dear ChikiMy wife and I just got married, I am 45 and she is 26. We moved into a new apartment which needs a lot of plumbing work so I hired this plumber. I swear, the guy is...

An ugly woman walk in a store with her two kids, yelling at them.Akpors, the store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children. Are they twins?"The woman...

I was in a taxi chatting with my friend on Facebook and suddenly discovered that the man sitting beside me was reading my conversation. Since I did not want to embarrass the man,...

First blonde tells the other "I have done the pregnancy test!"SECOND BLONDE: Are the questions difficult?

A few housewives were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, "My husband just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to...

A Doctor and an Engineer were in love with the same lady.The Doctor gives the woman a rose everyday, while the Engineer gives an apple to the woman everyday. The Doctor was...

A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp washing up onshore. She rubs...

Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Rick says, "I think I'm going to...

Akpos was going on a trip to another state. When he was about to leave, his wife came to him and handed him a box of condoms, saying, "My love, please take this with you incase...

An 85 year old man witnessed a burglary at night, so the lawyer of the accused tried to discredit the 85 year old witness and asked, "You said you saw this guy at night committing...