All Jokes
A middle-age woman went to see a doctor. She was taken into a room and told to make herself comfortable. While reading the doctor's diploma on the wall, she realizes that she went...
These are the 5 ways a guy can stay happy...1. Be with a girl who makes you laugh...2. Be with a girl who gives you her time...3. Be with a girl who takes care of you...4. Be with...
My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said, "Come on, get in the car. We're going to the petrol station."
The board of UNICEF agreed to visit Africa on an HIV case to help the patients with the virus. So they decide to give a sum of one(1) million dollars each to a person with the...
NAME: Richard WizrichAGE: 109HOBBIES:Collecting teeth from a live tiger.Catching bullets with bare hands.Assassination.Jogging up and down Mount EverestCollecting rock particles...
DAUGHTER: Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on...
A primary school pupil looked so sad, so her teacher asked. Whats the problem Nkechi? I hope its not homework again.Well, uh, yes, it is, replied Nkechi I was stupid and made my...
Akpos comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, Whats the matter now?Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer, said Akpos through his tears. Thats not so...
Daughter to father:Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didnt understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.Fathers...
Who said that english is easy... fill in this blank with YES or NO...__________ I don't have a brain.__________ I don't have a sense__________ I am stupid