All Jokes
PHYSICS TEACHER: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?STUDENT: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in...
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard?AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.
These are the greatest and little PLEASURES OF LIFE. Better than MONEY or SEX...1. Finishing Your Meal with the LAST piece of meat.2. Getting in bed when its raining hard and...
In a tiny village in the eastern part of Africa lived an old lady, a virgin and very proud of it. Sensing that her final days were rapidly approaching, and desiring to make sure...
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.The pilot and co-pilot finally...
BOY: I would cross the deepest sea, I would walk through the hottest desert, I would climb the highest mountain just for you.GIRL: Awwww...that's so sweet! Can you come over...
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiancee thinks I'm a virgin , but I lied. Is there anything...
In a mental institution in Lagos, a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Kwame what are you doing?" Kwame replies, "...
A man goes into a drugstore and asks the cashier for some condoms. The cashier asks, "What size?"The man replies, "Size? I didn't know they came in sizes.""Yes, they do," she says...
Which among these did you practice when you were young?1) Dip the bread in the tea?2) Mix the entire white rice and stew before eating.3) Crack a bone and suck out the marrow.4)...