All Jokes
l need you to answer the questions below...[1] Can one cry under water?[2] Do fish ever get thirsty?[3] Why don't birds fall off from trees when they are asleep?[4] Why is a house...
If TECNO could ping before NOKIA... Who told you that all your mates who started work before you would make it before you?If CIVIL DEFENSE could carry gun before ROAD SAFETY......
A monkey is sitting up a big tree... smoking a joint... when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Monkey! What are you doing?"The Monkey says, "Smoking a joint,...
In a biology class, the teacher asked a question... TEACHER: Microorganisms can't be seen with our two naked eyes but with what?AKPOS: With our two dressed eyes.
Men at 25 play football.Men at 40 play tennis.Men at 60 play golf.Notice how as they grow older, their balls get smaller?
A man standing on a ladder leaning on a 25 storey building was cleaning his window when suddenly his ladder slipped, as he was falling he was able to grab a pipe, so he started...
One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them.One...
Once, Akpos had become ill, he went to see a doctor. He was staggering, and the smell of alcohol was in his breath. DOCTOR; Sir, you are beyond treatment. Take my advice and stop...
Akpos' elder brother, Kwame, travelled to London months ago, leaving behind Akpos, their momand their dog, kelly.Last week, Kwame called from London to know how they're doing....
A man was complaining to a friend: "I had it all - money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman - and then, BAM!, it was all gone!""What happened?" asked his...