All Jokes
WIFE: Darling, why are you home this early wearing such a long face?HUSBAND: I had a terrible day. I lost all my colleagues today at work.WIFE: Jesus Christ! what happened?HUSBAND...
I was in church one day when a pastor said, "Tell your neighbour what happened to your neighbour, will happen to you!" I turned to my neighbour and saw a guy bandaged all...
One afternoon, a policeman pulled over a car and the following conversion took place...POLICEMAN: Driver, I pulled you over to give you a R5,000 reward for obeying the road rules...
Women will always be women. You can't take away gossip from them. Even when they are pastors, they be like:"LET'S REMEMBER SISTER AMAKA IN PRAYERS, SHE HAS HIV."
FATHER: How did you get on with your maths test today?SON: I only got one sum wrong.FATHER: Well done. How many sums were there?SON: Twelve.FATHER: So you got eleven right?SON: No...
LOVE is not romantic anymore, love has faded away.Do you remember back then...-When you'll read a whole love textbook because you want to woo a girl.?-Those days of playing love...
Yemi came home from a beer joint late one Friday evening stinking drunk (as he often did) and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.He gave his wife a peck on the...
When We Were Kids...1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.3. Penalties were awarded only if injured player curses a lot.4. The match...
A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for...
Dear Husband John:I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.These last...