Lucky Husband
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 05/25/2015 - 20:56
WIFE: Darling, why are you home this early wearing such a long face?
HUSBAND: I had a terrible day. I lost all my colleagues today at work.
WIFE: Jesus Christ! what happened?
HUSBAND: There was a fire outbreak down in the tunnel and everybody died!
WIFE: What a pity! Thank God for keeping you alive. How did you make it out my dear?
HUSBAND: Darling, it was God's work, my stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet.
WIFE: We thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families. So bad, how are they going to survive now?
HUSBAND: My dear it's a pity, but the UNITED NATIONS has decided to give each family of the deceased 30 million naira.
WIFE: Oh My God!!!
HUSBAND: Yes Honey
WIFE: (still surprised, thought to herself) I shouldn't have fed this man beans this morning.
HUSBAND: I had a terrible day. I lost all my colleagues today at work.
WIFE: Jesus Christ! what happened?
HUSBAND: There was a fire outbreak down in the tunnel and everybody died!
WIFE: What a pity! Thank God for keeping you alive. How did you make it out my dear?
HUSBAND: Darling, it was God's work, my stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet.
WIFE: We thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us? I feel so much pity for their families. So bad, how are they going to survive now?
HUSBAND: My dear it's a pity, but the UNITED NATIONS has decided to give each family of the deceased 30 million naira.
WIFE: Oh My God!!!
HUSBAND: Yes Honey
WIFE: (still surprised, thought to herself) I shouldn't have fed this man beans this morning.
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