All Jokes

TEACHER: Akpos, what sort of nutrient do you get from eating beans? AKPOS: Tear-gas sir.

I'm very disappointed in what I heard about you. I'm not sure if I'll ever talk to you again! Everybody is talking about you and I'm not happy. Please stop, because it will spoil...

A Yoruba boy who was dating an Igbo girl whose name was Njideka asked her to lie to his mum when he takes her home that her name was Bisi.He told her his mum had a phobia for non-...

Akpos, a rich businessman, was coming from the bank when three armed robbers stopped him.The shortest amongst them shouted at him, "Your money or your life?!" Akpos was silent for...

A Ugandan teacher was sent to China to teach. The first day he entered class, he began by roll-calling. He said "Sheng."A student said, "Present." He called the second name, "Chu...

1. Santa comes to you, you go to Father Xmas.2. Gifts from Santa are free, you pay for gifts from Father Xmas.3. Santa's gifts are properly wrapped, Father Xmas' gifts are in a...

Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife...

AKPOS: I've got a stomach ache.MUM: That's because you haven't eaten and your stomach is empty, so it hurts.AKPOS: Now I know why daddy has headaches all the time. His head must...

Dear Sir,Thank you for your letter of 5th August, 2010.After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your...

THERMODYNAMICS OF POLITICAL CHEMISTRY (CHEM 411) 2ND SEMESTER EXAM.TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.QUESTION1. In a reaction involving 70g of KWANKWASONIUM sulphate and 53g of...