All Jokes

Three thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty.The first man stole a tin of sardine. The judge sentenced him to three years in prison because there were three fishes in...

A Mother usually cook chicken everyday for her kids. So the kids got fed up GIRL: I'm going to tell mom to stop cooking chicken BOY: Why? GIRL: I've started growing small feathers...

Akpos was in a CRK class when the teacher suddenly asked him a question.TEACHER: What is wickedness?AKPOS: Wickedness is when you put Obasanjo, Funny Face, Omo Baba, King Ayisoba...

CYNTHIA: Akpos, I'm tired of this relationship.AKPOS: Why, what's wrong?CYNTHIA: Since we've started dating, you haven't laughed or smiled at me.AKPOS: (surprised) Wasn't it you...

Akpos was having a snack of BREAD and JAM when an American man, CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits downnext to him. He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation....

A man was driving a car...A fat lady on a scooty overtook him. The man shouted: "Hey Cow..."The lady turned back and shouted: "You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey."Suddenly, she had...

A girl sent this to her boyfriend after he dumped her:Dear Boyfriend,You can't just dump me by saying it's over, I won't believe you. I want the following things to support your...

KWAME: Akpos! Why do you put on tie during sex?AKPOS: I want her to know I mean business!

"Mommy, tomorrow I have an oral exam, and one question the teacher will ask me is 'who made you?' What should I say?" asked Akpos."God made you, dear," replied his mother.The next...

Conversation between Akpos and his Teacher:TEACHER: Akpos why are you late to school?AKPOS: Because of a sign down the road. TEACHER: What does the sign have to do with you? AKPOS...

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