All Jokes
The teacher asked Akpos, "Why is your cat at school today Akpos?" Akpos replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Akpos leaves...
INVIGILATOR: Why did you write the formulas on your hand?AKPOS: My teacher told us that Formulas must be at your Finger Tips.
An engineering student is walking along when a fellow student arrives on a new bicycle. Impressed, he asks, "Where did you get this beautiful bicycle?""Well," the second...
Akpos talking to his wife, Cynthia:CYNTHIA: I'm I beautiful? AKPOS: Yes! CYNTHIA: I'm I smart? AKPOS: Yes! CYNTHIA: I'm I one in a million? AKPOS: Yes! CYNTHIA: Why are you just...
MOTHER: How was your exams?SON: It was fine Mum.MOTHER: I am very sure you cleared all the questions.SON: Yes Mum! They gave me questions I don't understand so I also gave them...
A man walked into a small Irish pub and ordered three beers. Bartender was surprised, but he served the man three beers. One hour later the man ordered three beers again.The next...
You see a lady crying profusely, and you try be a gentleman.YOU: Please stop crying ma'am. Tell me. What's the problem? LADY: My Dad sees me as a FAILURES. YOU: (in your mind) I...
In a Physics class...TEACHER: Our topic for today is Elasticity. Who among you can define Elasticity...
UNICEF RESEARCHER: Doctors world over recommend that babies are breastfed exclusively in their first 6 months of life, but Male babies, unlike the obedient female babies, disobey...
Money has different names:1. When you owe someone (DEBT)2. In church it's called (OFFERING)3. When you borrow from the bank (LOAN)4. When you offer after a service (TIP)5. In...