All Jokes

Akpos came home crying from school. His father went back with him to find out why his teacherbeat him.PAPA: Ma. Why did you beat my son?TEACHER: Ask your son what he did?PAPA:...

A blind guy visited his choir mistress at home and found her bathing. Since he was blind, she let him in. After bathing, she came out naked shaving in front of him and she tried...

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5....

You know you're a Nigerian if...The only reason you dance at Nigerian parties is to get sprayed money.There is ALWAYS white rice in your house and its by the sack.Your parents add...

At a Wedding in a Church, the Pastor said to the Congregation;"Is there any Man or Woman here who knows anything that will make this wedding not to go on? You may say it now or...

NEWS FLASH:The wildlife reserve have estimated that there will be an extinction of tigers before 2020 due to hunters hunting for tigers skin.AMERICAN REACTIONS:JOSH: I heard this...

POLICEMAN: Sir, why did you set those vehicles on fire. AKPOS: Because my doctor said I should burn more "Car-Lorries".

A man walked into a club, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ''Certainly, sir, that'll be 10 naira.'' ''10 naira?!'' the man thought. He glanced at the menu and asked, ''How much...

A woman and her 10 year-old son were riding in a taxi in Lagos. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under a canopy. "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women...

Kwame one day told Akpos about the robbery in their neighbourhood. He said, "The robbers have been attacking for a week now. They have robbed four houses including my house and...