All Jokes

NEWS FLASH:The wildlife reserve have estimated that there will be an extinction of tigers before 2020 due to hunters hunting for tigers skin.AMERICAN REACTIONS:JOSH: I heard this...

POLICEMAN: Sir, why did you set those vehicles on fire. AKPOS: Because my doctor said I should burn more "Car-Lorries".

A man walked into a club, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ''Certainly, sir, that'll be 10 naira.'' ''10 naira?!'' the man thought. He glanced at the menu and asked, ''How much...

Akpos walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger. After finishing, she looks around for a piece of cotton to...

Kwame one day told Akpos about the robbery in their neighbourhood. He said, "The robbers have been attacking for a week now. They have robbed four houses including my house and...

A woman tells her Priest, "I'm so angry with my husband!" The Priest replies, "Why?" "I asked him who would you save if your mum and I were drowning in a deep sea?" "And what was...

AKPOS: Hello baby. What's your name?GIRL: Why should I tell you? I don't even know you.AKPOS: OK. Can I have your phone number then?GIRL: Nope.AKPOS: Can we at least meet on...

Becky was walking down a residential street, when she noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his veranda. She called out to him as she passed. "Good afternoon! I couldn't...

This is the phone conversation between Akpos and a girl he just met earlier in the day: AKPOS: Hello girl. GIRL: Hi. AKPOS: You are really...

I received a message from my phone network on Independence Day. The message says:"Know interesting facts about your country. Text NIG to 32050. Text costs N100 per day."As a good...