Old Age
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/27/2014 - 21:05
Becky was walking down a residential street, when she noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his veranda.
She called out to him as she passed. "Good afternoon! I couldn't help but notice how happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke five packs of cigarettes a day," he replied. "I also drink a case of whiskey and three cases of Guinness beer a week, eat nothing but Mr. Biggs fast food, and never exercise."
"Wow! No exercising?" Becky was amazed.
"The only exercise I do is watch and change channels on my TV." replied the man.
"Thats absolutely amazing. How old are you?" she asked.
"Twenty-six," he replied.
She called out to him as she passed. "Good afternoon! I couldn't help but notice how happy you look. What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke five packs of cigarettes a day," he replied. "I also drink a case of whiskey and three cases of Guinness beer a week, eat nothing but Mr. Biggs fast food, and never exercise."
"Wow! No exercising?" Becky was amazed.
"The only exercise I do is watch and change channels on my TV." replied the man.
"Thats absolutely amazing. How old are you?" she asked.
"Twenty-six," he replied.
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