All Jokes

My thoughts and prayers go out to all men today whose girlfriends are on their period this Valentines day.

A boy and his father were having a heart-to-heart talk when the boy suddenly said...BOY: Dad, I think I have found the girl I want to marry.DAD: Oh really? Who is she?BOY: Cynthia...

I was going to London for the very first time in my life. I went to the airport and sat down waiting for my flight. I looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight...

A bat in my village flew into a cave where all the other bats were living in. The bat had blood all over his face and this was noticed by the rest. They were insanely jealous as...

I just read an article in the newspaper about how 60% of adults still live with their parents. I was like, "OH MY GOD! Mum did you read this?!"

A man is in a hotel lobby. He is about to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow...

Akpos went to a native doctor and requested to know how bright his destiny would be. The native doctor drew a circle with a white chalk and another circle with a black chalk.After...

The students of Stella Maris School went on an excursion to Egypt. On the wall was written 21103BC, then the teacher asked, "Who knows what that is?" Akpos raised his hand and...

President Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl, he turned to her and said, "Lets talk. I've heard that flight go quicker if you communicate with your fellow passengers."...

A guy sent his married friend a text message..."Dude, youre going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her (Message...