The Text Message
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 09/08/2015 - 20:30
A guy sent his married friend a text message...
"Dude, youre going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her
(Message Delivered)
car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughters bike too. Ill come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife. (Message Not delivered)
And your daughter. (Message Delivered)
"Dude, youre going to kill me. I was a little drunk last night and talking to your wife and I ended up banging her
(Message Delivered)
car in the driveway when I pulled out. I think I hit your daughters bike too. Ill come fix it later, but please say sorry for me to your wife. (Message Not delivered)
And your daughter. (Message Delivered)
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