All Jokes

Eight year old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:"Sally is...

A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale's man,"whats so special about the parrot?" Sale's man says the parrot can talk so the lady asks the parrot, "how do i look...

A young man wished to marry a farmers beautiful daughter. He went to the farmer to ask his permission. The Farmer looked him over and said, Son, go stand out in that field. Im...

A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas, the letter read:"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think...

Husband comes home drunk and breaks some plates, vomits and falls down on the floor! Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really...

A man brought a new computer home and asked his wife to set it up. The following day, when he got back from work he really needed to use the computer so he quickly put it on and...

Akpos lost his house rent money of 200 dollars and have been searching for it all day with no break through. He then sit to pray, "God, if you help me l will give you 100 dollars...

Akpors was caught red handed by his principal writing "MAY GOD PUNISH MY PRINCIPAL"PRINCIPAL: What nonsense are you writing? [about to Slap Akpors].AKPORS: Sir, I have not...

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what the Government is.When Little...

This morning, Akpos' Landlord was complaining that Eazy had impregnated his daughter. .As Akpos over-heard the landlord shouting, he came out of his apartment and asked the...