All Jokes
A hot secretary came out angry out of her boss' office, her colleague asked "What happened? You went in happy and came out angry." She replied, "he asked me if am free tonight? I...
A prostitute sued a man to court for rape.Judge to prostitute: So when did you realize you were raped? Prostitute [wiping away tears]: When the cheque bounced!
I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said "Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I'm afraid of the...
Caro was walking down the road when Akpos passed by holding a Pig.CARO: What are you doing with this goat walking on the street.AKPOS: [Laughing] Silly you its not a goat its a...
A man and his wife shower together. The husband puts his hand on her breast and says "These are nice but if they were a bit firmer, you could walk around without a bra for me."...
You stop and pick up a nice hitch-hiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is STRESS! In the hospital you are being told that she is...
MAN: I'm so sorry dear, we can't get married because my family members are seriously against it.WOMAN: What do you mean!? Who are those against our marriage?MAN: My three wives...
Some Girls don't even know how to chat or interact. They will be the first to inbox you and they will make the conversation boring.Sandra: HiKingsley: SupSandra: Gud (They wont...
An elderly man boarded a bus in lagos with a pretty girl sitting close to him. A young man wanted to light a cigarette in the bus.MAN: What is wrong with you young man, why would...