All Jokes

Just the other day, I was making a call for an emergency, so I dialed an emergency number and this was our conversation...ME: Hello!RESPONSE: Yes hello... who I'm I speaking to?ME...

There were three men in a plane... a Yoruba man, an Igbo man and a Hausa man. In midflight, the plane had an engine failure.The three men panicked and decided to jump from the...

A mad man was walking unclad in the a zoo. On seeing him, all the animals started running away from him. The Hyena asked the Lion, ''Lion, why are you afraid of that animal?" The...

A Lion and Lioness were sitting in their den in the jungle when a Monkey climbed up a nearby tree and started insulting the Lion. The Lioness started to get angry and said, King...

I saw a poster inviting interested individuals to be present in a certain compound for a traditional marriage scene of a Nollywood movie. The idea of getting money from this came...

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the toilet, the...

You didn't have a Childhood...If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.If you didn't play rubber band.If you never bathed in the rain.If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1....

This is how a Nigerian judge dishes out punishment to varying types of criminals when the latter are arrested and charged to court...MAN 1: I stole a book.MAN 2: I stole N100.MAN...

A man walked into an appliance store and asked the price of a 25? remote controlled color television set.One dollar, the clerk replied.Youve got to be kidding.Look, Mac, the clerk...

I paid a visit to the house of one of my friends called Dizzy. On reaching there, his Mother said, ''Kwame, your friend Dizzy went out about one hour ago. Would you like to leave...