All Jokes

A conversation between junior and his mum...MUM: Junior give me water from the fridge please.Junior: Mum to drink?MUM: No... to change to Wine!

A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something."Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I...

Now let's correct some misconceptions you grew up with while you were an innocent and naive child. Do you know that...It's not ''Jangilova epo motor?" It is "JINGLE OVER LIKE A...

A fat woman and a thin woman went to the gym. On getting out, this conversation took place... FAT WOMAN: (Angry) God, I will destroy the talking weighing machine one day. THIN...

I shifted my locker to the right side of the class. This is what I've been doing every week, I keep changing position of the locker.My teacher always ask people to read in class....

I had tried all possible means to succeed in life but to no avail. One day I decided to visit a prophet. The prophet promised to deliver me but I had to pay 15,000 Naira. I went...

Akpos' mother goes to see a child counsellor and the following conversation ensues...MOTHER: My son is so skilled at stealing. He gets to steal all the money I keep, irrespective...

One faithful day, a teacher came into the class and decided to ask the students some questions;TEACHER: Students, I'm holding two things right now, who can guess what it is?1st...

The company my cousin works, made an Employee Handbook yesterday. After going through it, he brought it for me to go through. Now I'm bringing it for you all to go through. It...

A grandma is shopping with her grandson. The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma shouts, "Degree! Put the toy back!"A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, "Is that his...