All Jokes
A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to...
A man walked into a restaurant and ordered for an apple juice drink but when he started drinking the juice, it tasted like soap. So he called the waiter...MAN: I ordered for apple...
One day, me, my Mum and my dad were watching a movie at home. In one of the scenes in the movie, the man tries to remove the bra off a woman. They were almost about to have s*x...
"When I was at the Sambisa forest," said Musa one day, "I caused 100 bloodthirsty members of Boko Haram to run.""How did you do it?" asked his friend."Easy. I just ran, and they...
Exam Question Q: How to kill an Ant (15 marks)A Student's Answer: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar and keep it outside the Ants Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near...
Jesus was worried about the drug epidemic plaguing the world. In an effort to solve this dilemma, he decided that a few apostles would return to earth and fetch a sample of each...
What's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument? A knife has a point.
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.The surgeon was there, waiting for the service...
A plane was taking off from Nairobi Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is...
A girl added me on BBM and started chatting with meHER: Thanks for accepting.ME: You're welcome.HER: Hope your ok?ME : Yes and you?HER: Fine. How about your health?ME: All fine....