All Jokes

It was two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello?... How the heck do I know?...

A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a drink of Less, please?" "I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've not come across that...

A lecturer was lecturing his students about racism saying, "Racism is when races don't mix. To a racist, whites and black people should not mingle. There will always be a line...

TEACHER: This note from your father looks very much like your handwriting.AKPOS: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen to write it.

A youth corper was one of the invigilators in a WAEC exam holding in the school he was serving. Right inside the hall when the exam was ongoing, a very sexy girl who was wearing a...

Two young ladies arrived at a meeting wearing clothes which were very revealing. The chairman took a good look at them and made them sit down. He looked at them straight in...

Two women were chatting in the office...WOMAN 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?WOMAN 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell asleep...

When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said, ''I love the simple things in life, but I don't want one of them for my husband.''

BREAKING NEWS!!! Man Kills Himself and Runs Away!

The Nigerian SSS had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists...Two men and a woman.For the...

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