All Jokes
WIFE: Honey!!! Where are you?!HUSBAND: Yeah baby! I'm in the toilet!WIFE: What are you doing in the toilet?HUSBAND: I'm cooking beans for dinner!
On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude theyll be flying, the expected arrival time...
At a party, the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. He was sure that not all of these people had been invited but didn't know...
A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing." The officer asks, "How long has she been gone?" "A month." "Why did you wait so long to report it?" "Well,...
MOTHER: There were 3 cookies in the jar yesterday and now there is only 1. How come?NAUGHTY KID: It was dark so I must have missed one.
I've you noticed:1. If you suck one nipple well the woman herself offers you the other one; This was the origin of "buy one get one free".2. Virginity is like a bubble; one prick...
TEACHER: What should we do to keep the environment clean?STUDENT 1: We should put all rubbish in the binTEACHER: Good! Next person.STUDENT: Sir, we should stop schooling, so that...
FATHER: Happy birthday son! What do you want me to buy for you as a gift?SON: An Iphone 6 dadFATHER: I think your birthday have been cancelled.
A LETTER TO MR. PRESIDENT FROM THE BOYFRIENDS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (BAN).Dear Mr. President, In Light of the postponement of Elections yesterday by INEC, we the Boyfriends...
One man's marriage has gotten a bit dull, so he asks a friend if he has any ideas on how to add some excitement back to the marriage. "Well," his friend says, "you can always have...