Another Random Facts (18+)

I've you noticed:

1. If you suck one nipple well the woman herself offers you the other one; This was the origin of "buy one get one free".

2. Virginity is like a bubble; one prick and it's gone.

3. Things girls do: They tell you "harder!", then tell you "stop!", "baby baby baby slowly"; what do they really want?

4. The interior decorator say to the girl: Once its in, you will love it.

5. Relationship nowadays: love at FIRST sight, sex at FIRST night and breakup at FIRST fight.

6. Sometimes, the d**k get hard for no reason.

7. It is not only the sun that rise in the morning, guys you know what I mean.
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