All Jokes
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. Akpos spoke up, "We are all human...
Date: 14th Feb, 2015Ticket: PVCKick off: 10AMVenue: Estadio D' Polling Booths (Capacity: 68million)Referee: Attahiru JegaChampion - PDP FC:Formation: 5-3-2.As the Defending...
AKPOS: What's your contribution?CALLER: There is this lady I wanted in my life, shortly after my NYSC, but all my effort proved abortive. She wouldn't pick my calls, she would...
FATHER: I have four sons...1st Son- Engineer2nd Son- MBA3rd Son- PhD4th Son- ThiefNEIGHBOUR: Why don't you throw your 4th son out of the house?FATHER: He's the only one earning...
Late at night, a drunk was on his knees beneath a streetlight, evidently looking for something. A passer-by, being a good Samaritan, offered to help, "What is it you have lost?"...
In a Biology paper, the students were asked to draw and label a female reproductive organ. Franca found the question difficult. So she opened her skirt and started to draw,...
A sexy lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the sexy lady said to the young man, "My mouth is like a loudspeaker, my two breasts are for...
A woman goes to the clerk in a supermarket to purchase her foodstuffs.The clerk looks at her items and sees a carton of eggs, a gallon of milk, and a basket of tomatoes. He says...
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what hed like to eat. "Ill have some fuckin bread," he says. The mother is...
A fight between a Rich man and a Poor man.RICH MAN: You're a fool!POOR MAN: You are an idiot sir.RICH MAN: I'm gonna make sure you rot in jail!POOR MAN: It's a lie jooor, I'm...