All Jokes
Akpos and his wife were in bed watching TV. Akpos who was reading a newspaper, suddenly put his hand in wife's panties. His wife was a bit taken aback but responded positively....
A man was lost in a city and needed direction to a popular guest house. So he approached an old man and the following conversation ensued:YOUNG MAN: Good afternoon sir. Please,...
Akpos and his Girlfriend were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cold night. Akpos grabbed the girl's hands, drew her closer to himself, kissed her and said, "Baby, you...
TEACHER: Kids, what does the chicken give you?STUDENT: "Meat!"TEACHER: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?STUDENT: Bacon!TEACHER: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?...
VACANCY!!! Job Vacancy!!! A Zoo in Abuja FCT needs someone to bath lions, take care of Tigers, brush Crocodiles' teeth and feed Snakes.PAYMENT is (2) Two Million Naira per week...
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the radio, and even the accelerator!" he...
I went to Genesis workshop through Exodus road. On the way, I saw Leviticus recording the Numbers of people at Deuteronomy, while Joshua was waiting at the beautiful gate for...
Mothers are like: Age 13: Stay away from boys, they are dangerous. Age 18: I know you have a boyfriend but don't let me catch him wit you. Age 23: I've not seen your boyfriend o....
TEACHER: Who can name one element in the periodic table?AKPOS: Menstruation.
Between the ages of 12-19, a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas. Between the ages...