All Jokes
Dear Sir,Thank you for your letter of 5th August, 2010.After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your...
TEACHER: Why are you talking during my lesson? STUDENT: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
THERMODYNAMICS OF POLITICAL CHEMISTRY (CHEM 411) 2ND SEMESTER EXAM.TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.QUESTION1. In a reaction involving 70g of KWANKWASONIUM sulphate and 53g of...
Three thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty.The first man stole a tin of sardine. The judge sentenced him to three years in prison because there were three fishes in...
A Mother usually cook chicken everyday for her kids. So the kids got fed up GIRL: I'm going to tell mom to stop cooking chicken BOY: Why? GIRL: I've started growing small feathers...
Akpos was in a CRK class when the teacher suddenly asked him a question.TEACHER: What is wickedness?AKPOS: Wickedness is when you put Obasanjo, Funny Face, Omo Baba, King Ayisoba...
CYNTHIA: Akpos, I'm tired of this relationship.AKPOS: Why, what's wrong?CYNTHIA: Since we've started dating, you haven't laughed or smiled at me.AKPOS: (surprised) Wasn't it you...
Akpos was having a snack of BREAD and JAM when an American man, CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits downnext to him. He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation....
A man was driving a car...A fat lady on a scooty overtook him. The man shouted: "Hey Cow..."The lady turned back and shouted: "You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey."Suddenly, she had...
A girl sent this to her boyfriend after he dumped her:Dear Boyfriend,You can't just dump me by saying it's over, I won't believe you. I want the following things to support your...