All Jokes

Comparison between entertainment reality shows and educational shows:Big Brother Africa sponsored by Coca-Cola: $300,000 (N48m).Maltina Dance: N10 million.MTN Project Fame: N7....

A group of fathers are sitting around talking about their teenage daughters. One dad says, "I think my 16 year old is smoking; I found an empty cigarette pack under her bed." All...

JUDGE TO CHILD: Do you want to live with your mother?CHILD: NoJUDGE: Why?CHILD: She beats me.JUDGE: Okay, so you want to live with dad?CHILD: No.JUDGE: Why not?CHILD: He beats me...

Kwame began a job as a primary school counsellor and she was eager to help. One day during recess (break time) he noticed a boy standing by himself on one side of a playing field...

TEACHER: What happens when two oceans meet?AKPOS: Nothing, they just wave.

''Darling. Am I the first man to make love to you?'' Her tone of answering was slightly more than irritable, ''Of course you are!" she said "And also the best too. I wonder why...

Below is the CV of a prospective job seeker of his CV.CURRYCOLOM VITAL NAME: Don Frank Igho aka THE KILLERSEX: 3-4 times a weekJENDER: MailMARINTAL STARTOS: Polygamous...

Santa went to a doctor and asked, "What is your fees for visiting a patient's home?"The Doctor replied, "$300."The Doctor took his bike. Santa sat behind him and reached a house....

AKPOS: Lord, how Long is a thousand years to You?GOD: A second. AKPOS: How much is a million dollars to You?GOD: A penny. AKPOS: Lord, I have a request!GOD: What is it Son?, Ask...

There was once a hat seller who passed through the forest. The weather was very hot and he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the...

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