All Jokes

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks, "Hey, can I get a piece of a** from one of your fine ladies you've got here...

A young lady comes out of a bus with her left breast showing. She actually walked down a whole mile. A police man sees her and calls her. "Madam,you do know I can arrest you for...

Below are the Questions Google cannot answer...Who is the first wheelbarrow pusher?Who was the first indigenous woman to fry Akara and Yam?What is the full name of the first...

TEACHER: Akpos, how do you spell "crocodile"? AKPOS: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER: No, that's wrong.AKPOS: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

Akpos and Okon in the office:OKON: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for five months now because I have exams next week.AKPOS: Oh!OKON: Do you know who is Graham Bell?...

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went...

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.Akpos, I am going hunting tomorrow. I dont want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the...

Akpos' pastor added him on Facebook and he innocently accepted. Two minutes later, a message came in:PASTOR: How are you?AKPOS: I'm fine, pastor.PASTOR: May the building of...

A Man faced the Court after he caught his Wife cheating.JUDGE: Why did you shoot your Wife and not the Man?MAN: Your honour It's kinda hard having to shoot a different Man every...

These two Englishmen are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time."That's a fine watch you got there!" says the...