All Jokes

My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, "It's not working. I can't take it anymore. I am going to my Mum's place."I opened the fridge. The light came on. My orange juice was very...

I am in search of a bank which can perform 2 things for me...1) Give me a loan.2) Then leave me alone!

If Adam and Eve were to be from China, man would still have been in paradise because they would have eaten the snake and not the apple.

One afternoon, a policeman pulled over a car and the following conversion took place...POLICEMAN: Driver, I pulled you over to give you a R5,000 reward for obeying the road rules...

Kwame stress level was at unsurpassed levels. His wife Kelechi, was in labor and Kwame was sure it was time to head to the hospital. Breathing heavily, Kwame grabbed the phone...

A Beautiful Letter to Nigerian Twin Musicians, P-SQUARE From A Fervent Fan.Dear P-Square,I want to ask 'WHY E BE SAY' una wan split after all these years? Because you guys seem to...

WIFE: Darling, why are you home this early wearing such a long face?HUSBAND: I had a terrible day. I lost all my colleagues today at work.WIFE: Jesus Christ! what happened?HUSBAND...

I was in church one day when a pastor said, "Tell your neighbour what happened to your neighbour, will happen to you!" I turned to my neighbour and saw a guy bandaged all...

A couple just got married, and when the husband went back to his house he found that his bride had disappeared. He got very worried and gathered up all his friends to search for...

Women will always be women. You can't take away gossip from them. Even when they are pastors, they be like:"LET'S REMEMBER SISTER AMAKA IN PRAYERS, SHE HAS HIV."