All Jokes
Akpos lived a carefree life and died, when he got to the heaven gates, Angel Michael told him he needs hundred points to pass through the gates of heaven, "So tell me all the good...
My daddy was never proud of me. One day he asked me, "How old are you?" I said, "I am five." He said, "When I was your age, I was six."
Finally I had the courage to ask this sexy girl to be my girlfriend. She agreed on Condition that we are not going have sex, that her virginity is only for her future HUSBAND!Me...
When I was young I decided to go to medical school.At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters...PNEIS...And form the name of an important human body part which...
Three scientist went on a discovery tour to the sea, a biologist, a physicist and a chemist. Reaching the sea, a very big ugly fish swam to the shore and then swim back into the...
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the...
In a class was an Agric teacher who asked this question:TEACHER: What's the botanical name of rice?STUDENT: OrisasativaTEACHER: Bright Idea. Give him what he deserves.(He's...
BOY: I would cross the deepest sea, I would walk through the hottest desert, I would climb the highest mountain just for you.GIRL: Awwww...that's so sweet! Can you come over...
PHYSICS TEACHER: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn't that wonderful?STUDENT: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in...
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard?AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet.