All Jokes

Teacher: Why don't men trust women? Akpos: You can't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?.. Akpos: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What re you talking about? Akpos: Yesterday, you said it's H to O

TEACHER: If I have 6 bottles in one hand and 5 in the other, what do I have?AKPOS: A drinking problem!

Akpos: Go out and water the plants.Servant: Sir, rain is already falling.Akpos: Take umbrella and go

At a court hearing, the Judge says, "on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead?", "Guilty", said the man in...

Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.Akpos: Hi!Girl: Hi!! Akpos: Wanna dance?Girl: Yes (excited)...

A man travelled to Jerusalem with his wife and grand mother. When they got there the grand mother died, the man demanded the cost of the burial arrangement. He was told it would...

A bank manager confused with his maths, asked his secretary to help out, "I have $23,000,000, what will you take off to get 25%?" She replied "Sir, honestly I will take off my...

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