All Jokes

After joining a Gay-marriage, the pastor thought for a while for he can't say I declare you both as husband and husband.He decided to say, "With this Nuptial Union and being a...

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing trousers?

An old lady was sitting at the front roll during mass, while the reverend was talking to the congregation about good deeds. The old lady gave the reverend a scare with the way she...

Why do Wealthy Nigerians keep their money in Switzerland, go to Germany or india when they are sick, go to America to invest, go to London to buy Mansions, go to dubai to shop,...

A mom of an eight year old boy is awaiting her son's arrival from school. As he runs in, he says he needs to talk to her about making babies. He claims he knows about the...

CHOIR MASTER: You're supposed to wear a cream colour shirt for today's special number?AKPOS: Yes.CHOIR MASTER: So why are you putting on Pink?AKPOS: That's the colour of my cream.

BOY: Come over. GIRL: To do what? BOY: Chill GIRL: I do not "...

1+1

A teacher asked his students, "1+1=?".Akpos, his student, stood up and responded, "4".A man passing by over heard the answer, shook his head and said to himself, "My God! This...

This is what Patrick Obahiagbon has to say about the recent fuel price reduction:It is a politrick's measure that is equipping the Government which rationalise the homo sapiens of...

I was telling this girl about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs..."Really?" she said, "Go on then... try." After about thirty seconds of...

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