All Jokes
AKPOS: Those bisexuals are very funny o. KWAME: Yes o! How can you sleep with the same sex and the opposite sex at the same time. Can they just choose one sex gender to sleep with...
A conversation ensued between Akpos and his wife after one of their neighbours died:AKPOS: Do you know that Mr. Benson at the next street died last week?WIFE: Yes, I know.AKPOS:...
Akpos was staring at Cynthia's throughout the English class. He was startled when she showed up beside him when the class was over... he taught maybe she had come to warn him to...
When I came back this evening from work, I saw a Ghana must go' bag a few meters away from my house. Two girls were standing over it. The first girl said, Ahh! Its money o! Look...
Santa went to a doctor and asked, "What is your fees for visiting a patient's home?"The Doctor replied, "$300."The Doctor took his bike. Santa sat behind him and reached a house....
AKPOS: Lord, how Long is a thousand years to You?GOD: A second. AKPOS: How much is a million dollars to You?GOD: A penny. AKPOS: Lord, I have a request!GOD: What is it Son?, Ask...
There was once a hat seller who passed through the forest. The weather was very hot and he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the...
Nkechi goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Nkechi waves her...
Akpos stopped by the corner provision store and read the following list to the shop attendant:10 pounds sugar at N1.25 per gram4 pounds coffee at N1.50 per gram2 pounds butter at...
TEACHER: What happens when two oceans meet?AKPOS: Nothing, they just wave.