All Jokes
Akpos was enjoying the sun at the beach in Lekki when a lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"Akpos replied, "No, I am Akpos."A man came and asked him the same question....
After falling JAMB for the 3rd time...DAD: Pass me the TV remote.ME: (passes it to him)DAD: At least you can pass something!ME: (crying)
A girl came down from her mother's car and saw a big "L" sticker behind the car and didn't know what it meant. The next day, she decided to ask her father and the following...
A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes on the plane. Meanwhile there were five people on it. The first person, Lionel Messi, said, "I'm the world's best...
I was in church yesterday when the Pastor said: "It's time to say hello to your neighbours, shake hands, get to know one another and tell them you love them."I said hello to the...
A man with Ak47 ran into a church and pointed the gun at the congregation saying, "Who is a child of GOD here?! Let me send him to heaven?! The congregation remained silent. He...
A drunk walked in to a bar crying, one of the other men in the bar asked him, "What had happened?" "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "just a few hours ago, I sold my...
A Man faced the Court after he caught his Wife cheating.JUDGE: Why did you shoot your Wife and not the Man?MAN: Your honour It's kinda hard having to shoot a different Man every...
Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; "Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?" The...
Ochuko and Akpos were travelling to Enugu in the same bus. In the bus, Ochuko persistently reminded Akpos about the money Akpos was owing him, asking him when he will pay back....