All Jokes

KWAME: Why do you want to divorce your Wife? I thought you two were madly in love?AKPOS: She smiles a lot when she sleeps, I think she's has another husband in her DREAMS!

A Ghanaian, a Kenyan and a Nigerian entered into a game show. The host explained the rules, "I'm going to say jokes for an hour straight and whoever doesn't laugh at the end...

There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on "how to live in a loving relationship with your wife".The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife?" All the men...

There was once a man that called himself the great thief. He went to a computer trade fair in Badagry, Lagos State. Every day, as he entered, he said to the guard at the door, "I...

Akpos : One tyre of a Bugatti Veryron costs N5,000,000. Dear Lord, unlike most people, I just want to wake up on a Bugatti tyre. No Pressure."

Akpos and Ngozi decided to celebrate their wedding anniversary with a trip to New York. Akpos went to the front desk to check them in while Ngozi stayed with the car. As he was...

A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make. I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly...

Akpos friend, Kwame who is from Ghana, asks Akpos if they have any Jews living in Nigeria. Akpos replies, "Definitely! We have orange jews, apple jews, grape jews... etc

A United States Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with...

A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you. I will make it very fast. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done."She thought...