All Jokes

"Hello?" "Hello, is this the Nigeria Police?" I asked. A voice from the other end replied, "Yes. And asked, ''What do you want?" I replied, "I'm calling to report my neighbour...

TEACHER: What do you call someone with no body and a nose?AKPOS: Nobody Knows...

Akpos : One tyre of a Bugatti Veryron costs N5,000,000. Dear Lord, unlike most people, I just want to wake up on a Bugatti tyre. No Pressure."

Akpos and Ngozi decided to celebrate their wedding anniversary with a trip to New York. Akpos went to the front desk to check them in while Ngozi stayed with the car. As he was...

A man got this message from his neighbour; "Sir, I am so sorry but I have this confession to make. I have been sharing your wife with you behind your back day and night and mostly...

Akpos friend, Kwame who is from Ghana, asks Akpos if they have any Jews living in Nigeria. Akpos replies, "Definitely! We have orange jews, apple jews, grape jews... etc

One boring Monday morning, Mr. Akpos, our English teacher entered the class and addressed us. He started; "Lets show the principal and our guest how much we have learnt so far...

"A Chief is inside a car with the glasses wound up, armed robbers attack and shoots at the chief, the bullet won't break the glass but will kill the chief inside the car.""A man...

A 8 year old boy entered his dad's room to talk to his dad who was reading a newspaper, the following discussion went on: BOY: Dad what is a mistake? DAD: Son, a mistake is...

A pilot announced, "Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggages must be thrown out."A little later, the pilot says, "We're still losing altitude, we must...