All Jokes

There was this guy who was attending a meeting in France. He didn't speak much French. He met a woman and that night, they had their own meeting. While they were having sex, she...

A farmer caught a thief in his garden, plucking and packing vegetables in a sack. FARMER: what the hell are u doing here? THIEF: A strong wind blew me here. FARMER: Then what are...

WIFE: I should have married the devil. Even he would make a better husband than you.HUSBAND: But honey, marriage between relatives is illegal.

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped open, and every now and then, a $50 bill fell out onto the...

Once upon a time, there lived a poor old woman. She had only one child who currently was living in the United States of America.Unfortunately, the old woman finds it so hard to...

BOY: hey, long time.GIRL: Yeah, long time.BOY: Where are you right now?GIRL: I'm in school.BOY: What school?GIRL: UNILAG.BOY: Did you gain admission this year...

There was a boy whose name contained 7 letters (Chinedu).He spent 7 years in Secondary School because he repeated twice in 1977. He sat for his S.S.C.E. for which he entered 7...

Akpos was charged to court for beating up his wife.JUDGE: Why did you hit your wife with a CHAIR? AKPOS: Because I couldn't lift the TABLE.

Akpos who is dying in the hospital is surrounded by his two sons, his daughter, his wife and a nurse. Says to his eldest son:AKPOS: To you, Peter, I leave the Airport houses. To...

A guy brought a lady into his room. The guy pulled his pant off, "Lady! Meet my little brother!" The lady turned to leave and shouted, "When he grows up, call me back!"