All Jokes

Apology Letter from a hospital to a Patient. "Dear sir, we have good news! Lab results confirmed that red rashes around your p***s was not Cancer, it was lipstick, we apologize...

Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they watched the boss leave work early.One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they...

AKPOS prayed so hard and one day God finally talked to Him.GOD: My Son, what do you really want?AKPOS: I want a job, a big car and lots of girls to be all around me..GOD: Is that...

After an incessant argument between Akpos and his wife, she threatened to jump down from the top of their two storey building. Akpos rushed towards her an held her tightly.WIFE:...

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didnt speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.One day, he...

While watching a movie, the following conversation ensured between two friendsMARY: Hmmm....even with the death of Michael Jackson, his music still lives.JOY: Michael Jackson is...

Akpos asked his mother whether they could buy a DVD player. "Im afraid we cant afford one", sighed his mother.But on the following day Akpos came in with a brand-new DVD player. "...

Two young boys were plucking oranges from a tree belonging to an old man, they heard him coming their way and ran away with the ones they had. While the boys tried to run into the...

John wrote a test and a week later the teacher give the test papers back.On John's test paper he wrote 'idiot!'. John goes to the teacher and says "you were meant to give me a...

You son of a b****, you took my daughters virginity away! The young man smiles and replies, "Don't worry sir, it won't happen again"