All Jokes
Two men planned to run away from the psychiatric hospital. They started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate, beat up the watchman, open the gate and run away. When...
I don't like all these jokes about 9/11 they are hurtful. My brother was killed in the twin tower attacks. I was really surprised they let him fly the plane.
Akpors found a bottle on the beach. He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a catch." "What catch?" he...
Akpos calls up the Hotel manager from his room.AKPOS: Please come fast, I was having an argument with my wife and she says shes gonna jump out of the window.MANAGER: Sir, I am...
A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?""Of course you may. What can I do for you?""Well, I bought this...
Peter and Paul were friends and great hunters. They hunted and killed animals which they skinned and sold in the market. This time they decided to skin a lion. They went to the...
Akpos read from cover to cover preparing for his entrance examination. His father came to his room and saw him reading.FATHER: Akpos, make sure you pass that exam otherwise just...
An eager young man entered his prospective boss's office for an interview, said the boss "One thing our company is very particular about is cleanliness. I hope you wiped your shoe...
A cockroach's last word to a man who wanted to kill it "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You are just jealous that I make your wife scream more than you do when I climb her!"
A wife sends a nude photo to her husband with both legs wide open. WIFE: I will wait like this till you come. HUSBAND: That's okay babe, but who is the person taking the picture?