All Jokes
WIFE: I will die.AKPOS: I will also die.WIFE: Why will you die?AKPOS: Because I can't bear that much happiness
Akpos goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager sees this and thinks that Akpos probably doesn't...
A black man and white man were seated on plane. The black man had a bunch of banana, while the white man had a monkey. The black man wanted to go to the toilet, he said to the...
A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again...
A man said to his wife "Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack...
DAD: When I beat you, how do you control your anger ?SON: I start cleaning the toilet.DAD: How does that satisfy you ?SON: I clean it with your toothbrush..
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of the animal one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat...
A boy was in a taxi eating chocolate, then he took another one then a man next to him said "do u know that chocolate will damage your teeth". The boy replied "my grandfather lived...
A Journalist to a Doctor of a mental hospital & the following conversation ensued:JOURNALIST: How do you determine to admit a patient or not?DOCTOR: Well, we first fill a bathtub...
A Professor at the University was giving a lecture on the Supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise...