All Jokes
A man and his wife are having drinks, and he says, "I love you!" She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me talking to the beer"
A conversation ensued between Sule and Akpos about Sule's preparedness for Eid-el-Kabir (Ileya).Sule: Na wah for this government people oh! Everything just tight for man...
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.The woman's...
A woman goes to see a doctor. She has to wait in line to see him. Finally its her turn.WOMAN: Doctor, I have a problem, people ignore me.DOCTOR: Next!
Akpos and Ugo were in a super market together and while they were shopping Ugo stole 3 bars of chocolate. When they got outside he showed Akpos and told "I am the greatest". Akpos...
TEACHER: Why didn't you study?AKPOS: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way...
A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,"About 2 hours." The guy...
Teacher: Who can state one different between a bird and a fly?Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird!
Akpos was being chased by two men for one of his numerous crimes. Akpos ran into d forest and d men followed him. Akpos got into the forest and climbed a tree. The two men got to...