All Jokes
Prevent yourself and your spouse from diabetes. A couple who have married for 20 years were recently diagnosed with diabetes.Findings showed they both contracted the disease as a...
That moment when you're on duty, then you post a Facebook status that says, "At work."And your boss comments, "Come to my office right now! Don't forget to bring a ?#?pen?!"Then...
A new element has been added to the PERIODIC TABLE:Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:1. Boils at any time,2. Melts when handled with...
One day, a poor man was walking with his two sons when a car accidentally hit one of his sons. The driver came down from his car, quietly wrote a cheque of N10million, gave it to...
When God created Adam and Eve, there was equality between man and woman. One day, Adam and Eve had a serious disagreement. Adam called all the animals, but they couldn't resolve...
A little old lady was in the kitchen one day, washing the dishes when suddenly a little genie appeared beside her."You've led a long and good life" the genie said, "I have come to...
HUSBAND: Honey!WIFE: Yea sweetheart.HUSBAND: I want to go on a lion hunt.WIFE: Okay, be careful out there2 minutes later...WIFE: I thought you left.HUSBAND: The scary dog is at...
TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? AKPOS: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.
AKPOS: Hi Kwame, I need your Help!KWAME: How can I help you?AKPOS: Please, I want to test if the BRAKE of my Car is still working.KWAME: How can I be of help here?AKPOS: Please,...
In a Mathematics Class...TEACHER: Who can define what MATHS is? AKPOS: Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students!