All Jokes

KWAME: Akpos why are you writing this letter so slow?AKPOS: Because the person going to read it cannot read fast.

A couple were always screaming and yelling at each other every night.His wife would shout, ''When I die, I will dig my way up, out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the...

My parents told me I watch TV a lot and I should try reading more. So I turned on the subtitle... Got the beating of my life!

He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being secondary school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail....

One day, I had just gotten back from the hospital when the following dialogue ensued between me and my friend Akpos...AKPOS: Hey, where have you been?ME: In the hospital, I went...

The United States President came for an official visit to Nigeria. He asked the Nigerian President why everywhere is in darkness and the Nigerian President, who felt embarrassed,...

During a CRK class...TEACHER: No one knows tomorrow except ________?(Akpos raised his hands)TEACHER: Okay Akpos, tell us, who knows tomorrow?AKPOS: Sir, me!TEACHER: (surprised)...

Below is the conversation between a girl and her boyfriend after sex.GIRL: Darling...BOYFRIEND: Yea sweetieGIRL: How much do you love me?BOYFRIEND: Look up the sky and count the...

TEACHER: Mention one expensive drug you know. STUDENT: Samsung galaxy tablet.

Read this very slowly and carefully.I am this catI am is catI am how catI am to catI am keep catI am an catI am idiot catI am busy catI am for catI am forty catI am seconds cat...