All Jokes
A grandma is shopping with her grandson. The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma shouts, "Degree! Put the toy back!"A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, "Is that his...
A guy came to show me his results, he got 4 Es and 2 Fs. He said his father says he should come and ask me which school he can go. I just told him Sunday School.
A man went to visit his friend at home. When they went together to the bar, the friend said, "Did you know that 90 out of 100 women with brown eyes cheat on their husband?" "No, I...
The following below are ways people kill English daily...Don't dare talk in front of my back.Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk.Take 5cm wire of my length.All of...
They were four deadly smokers in a small town. The four of them were close friends and they will always walk around the street everyday smoking.One day, they strolled into a...
A girl brings a guy home one night. They get into her apartment and immediately she suggests that they do 69. What the hell is that? asks the guy. Realizing hes inexperienced, she...
The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand...Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride...The father could feel the suspense in...
One day, Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for s*x."What's that?" he asked.She...
A young guy went for a job interview. Unfortunately, on his way to the job interview, he got himself very drunk.Along the line (during the interview) he was asked, "What is your...
When desperation hits...Oh Lord! Crash the plane of my SINGLENESS, Lord Crash IT!Consume me with the Fire of WEDLOCK!Aha Jehovah, ROAST ME!JAM me with the lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY!...