All Jokes
These are the 5 ways a guy can stay happy...1. Be with a girl who makes you laugh...2. Be with a girl who gives you her time...3. Be with a girl who takes care of you...4. Be with...
A teacher came to the class and advised the children to work hard. She said, "Money don't grow on tree." Akpos stood up and asked the teacher, "If money doesn't grow on tree, why...
PASTOR: If your bible and your Iphone is falling, which one will you catch first?AKPOS: My Iphone. Because the word of God cannot be broken.
Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your heart to beat fast.
An older Couple had a Son who was still living with them. The parents were a little worried, as the son has no career plans, so they decided to do a small test.They took a $10...
SEATBELT: Man, put your seatbelt on.ME: Don't worry, I'm just going around the neighbourhoodSEATBELT: Well, when your ass crashes around the neighbourhood, you'll tell me.
Akpos comes downstairs crying. His mother asked, Whats the matter now?Dad was hanging pictures, and just hit his thumb with hammer, said Akpos through his tears. Thats not so...
Daughter to father:Dad, there is something my boyfriend said to me, that I didnt understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.Fathers...
My wife was complaining the other day saying that I never take her anywhere expensive anymore. So I said, "Come on, get in the car. We're going to the petrol station."