Funny Sayings
You didn't have a Childhood...If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.If you didn't play rubber band.If you never bathed in the rain.If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1....
When desperation hits...Oh Lord! Crash the plane of my SINGLENESS, Lord Crash IT!Consume me with the Fire of WEDLOCK!Aha Jehovah, ROAST ME!JAM me with the lorry of HOLY MATRIMONY!...
Now let's correct some misconceptions you grew up with while you were an innocent and naive child. Do you know that...It's not ''Jangilova epo motor?" It is "JINGLE OVER LIKE A...
The following below are ways people kill English daily...Don't dare talk in front of my back.Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk.Take 5cm wire of my length.All of...
Women like to tell long stories...Example: Man telling the story, ''Honey, you remember that fat man who was dancing at the party? he's dead!Woman telling the story, ''My husband...
These are the 5 ways a guy can stay happy...1. Be with a girl who makes you laugh...2. Be with a girl who gives you her time...3. Be with a girl who takes care of you...4. Be with...
It is only in Nigeria where you'll see a notice board that says, "Job Vacancy: Man wanted with 40 years experience of work. He must be less than 25 years of age."
What's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument? A knife has a point.
1. Nigerian parents are confused. They will beat their children with the intent of making them to cry and then start beating them again to stop them from crying. 2. Guys, when a...
The Nigerian Police Be Like; "Oga your plate number is KADUNA, what are you doing in ABUJA? You are under arrest!