Funny Sayings
Imagine a school where suicide bombing Is being taught, the teachers would say to the students..."Please, pay attention, I'm only going to do this once!"
Women are the best goalkeepers in the world because no matter what you do, the BALLS never go in.
The board of UNICEF agreed to visit Africa on an HIV case to help the patients with the virus. So they decide to give a sum of one(1) million dollars each to a person with the...
Exam Question Q: How to kill an Ant (15 marks)A Student's Answer: Mix Chilli Powder with Sugar and keep it outside the Ants Hole. After eating, Ant will search for some water near...
Please help me pray for my neighbour's daughter. We are on our way to the hospital now. She swallowed an 8GB Memory Card and she has been singing all the songs on it. We don't...
A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to...
BREAKING NEWS!!! Man Kills Himself and Runs Away!
When your husband orders you to make tea or coffee, he wants to feel fresh to listen to your nonstop talks.Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females, he is just checking...
Welcome to the 21st Century where..Our Phones are WIRELESSCooking is FIRELESSCars are KEYLESSFood is FATLESSTyres are TUBELESSDresses are SLEEVELESSYouths are JOBLESSLeaders are...
BREAKING NEWS Linda Thomas, the MTN STAFF who use to say ''Your account is too low for this call", hasbeen sacked! You can now make free calls before they employsomeone else. Be...