Funny Sayings
Dear SweetheartsThe Fifa World Cup is close by, so let me give you a few rules that will help us during the months of June and July:1. The remote control belongs to me for the...
HAPPY DEMOCRACY DAY!Nigeria, our beloved country where:Leaders pretend to be patriotic when they are in office, out of office, they will turn to ethnic tigers.People pay for...
It's really not too difficult but. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:1. a friend2. a companion3. a lover4. a brother5. a father6. a master7. a chef8. an electrician9....
I was raped at the age of nine - Oprah Winfrey.I was in prison for 27 years - Nelson Mandela.I didn't even complete my University education- Bill Gates.I used to serve tea at a...
TAKE AWAY SLAPWhen someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.RESOUNDING SLAPThis is after you are hit, you keep on hearing some funny...
You know you have a bad luck:After boarding a bus, it gets to your turn to pay your fare and you can't find your money. If you are downloading 5GB of data and it Fails at 99%!If...
A Ugandan who goes to the the bank with a spanner to open a bank account.A Nigerian who removes his shoes to enter a taxi.A Kenyan who went to bed with a ruler just to know how...
RACISM is when a white BB Bold 6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6. NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside. LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a...
Please, I need to ask you a very important question that has kept me sleepless and restless. It might be awkward between us after this, but I have to know how you feel. I have...
Top 12 Patience Jonathan's English Blunders:1. My husband and Sambo is a good people.2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a CHILDREN.3. My fellow widows. (...