Funny Sayings
Nigeria is the most unique country on earth:Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge.Where ladies dont accept flowers for valentine or birthday.Where...
You got a babe's number and you used "chick" to store her name. Is her Mum a fowl?You bought suya for your woman, she ate everything while you just ate the onions. Are you a...
You buy a scotch-egg for N500, I buy an egg-roll for N50. They both have the same size of egg inside.You buy a pack of Five Alive for N300, I buy an orange, a mango and a...
The Useless Person:One who loves the smell of his own farts.The Friendly Person:One who loves the smell of other people's farts.The Proud Person:One who thinks his farts are...
Dear SweetheartsThe Fifa World Cup is close by, so let me give you a few rules that will help us during the months of June and July:1. The remote control belongs to me for the...
A pretty girl mistakenly stepped on her I phone 6 and she heard a crack. She closed her eyes and silently prayed it was her leg that broke.
Someone calls you at 2am and asks, "Are you sleeping?"Response: "No! I'm picking beans."When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask, "Are you going out in this...
Awesome message sent by a MAN to his WIFE... "Hi, honey, I am just having my last Beer and I will be home in 30 mins. If I'm not back, please read this message again. MORAL: Men...
"Abeg DRESS BACK.""If I hear PIM, you go hear WEEEN.""Have they BROUGHT light?""The film is SWEET""Please help me SLOW that fan.""Mummy HAVE come.""I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU.""...
CRAZINESS is when you buy a BLACKBERRY PORSCHE for 350,000 naira and at the same time owing your landlord one year rent in your 'face-me-I-face-you' apartment.FAITH is using the...